Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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