Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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