Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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