38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
