plz talk dirty to me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my poor anus
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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