is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Small penises have feelings too.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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