just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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