break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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