idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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