dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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