I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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