It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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