You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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