he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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