I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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