Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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