you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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