why do cheetos always look like penises
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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