Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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