The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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