Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sext me about skeletons
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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