me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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