And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
