Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Me too!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
