I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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