508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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