and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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