Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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