with your own penis?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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