Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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