do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
