i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Found the puke drawer
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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