i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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