I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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