It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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