I cannot find my penis.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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