I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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