we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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