i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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