Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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