At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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