Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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