You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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