Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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