this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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