does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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