lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this boner is exhausting
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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