You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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