I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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