so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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