Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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