TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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