I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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