hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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