I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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