"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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