I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
