It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize
